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Friday, July 10, 2009

What To Do With Boring Roman Candles

July 4, 2006. Right in front of my apartment. It was one of my roommates instigating all this, not me. Of course, in attempting to duplicate something like this (which everyone should try once in a lifetime, or more), always have a hose or fire extinguisher, unlike when we did it. And maybe do it more than 10 feet from your front door.

He took apart a bunch of those boring Roman candles (you know, "Caution - emits shower of sparks") and combined them all together, thinking we'd just get a flamethrower or some sort of dragon breath type thing. The result was much more entertaining.


Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Colic

Any blogging absence on my part can probably be explained by the following:


Colic

"Episodes of crying, irritability and fussiness" in healthy babies that:

  • Begin within the first three weeks of life [does 4 weeks count?]
  • Last up to or more than three hours a day [3 hours? on a good day...]
  • Occur at least three or more days a week [6 out of the last 8 days]
  • Continue for at least three weeks [not yet]
  • Disappear at about three months of age [say it isn't so!]

Colicky infants often seem unresponsive to attempts by their caretaker at typical soothing. Other colic baby symptoms include drawing up their legs, passing gas, sleeplessness and a red face. Most colic outbursts occur primarily in the early evening.

Yep. That pretty much describes it. :-(

Pearl is nearly inconsolable from about 6 to 10 (both AM and PM) just about every day. Unfortunately, no one but me ever sees her in the mornings, and no one but me and JM see her in the evenings (except on Sunday and Wednesday when we're at church - or rather, when we're in the cry room). Thus, to the rest of the world she is a sweet, calm, happy baby. The pediatrician looked at her on Tuesday and said, "Well she obviously isn't inconsolable, since she isn't crying now." Yes, well. Had she been in my house two hours earlier she might have thought differently.

Next steps: infant chiropractor, dairy-free diet (although it has been pretty close to that already), and reflux medicine.

(Because I know my mom will ask: I cut chocolate out of my diet. It didn't help.)

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

How Luna's Brain is Organized


Percentages of Luna's brain devoted to certain tasks:

45% - "Foods that my parents have let me have in the past, which I am henceforth entitled to."
40% - Who hands out food most readily, a.k.a. grandparents.
10% - "Tricks that I do in order to get my parents to give me food."
4% - Motor skills; "So I can get to my food."
1% - Basic body processes and functions; "digest food, poop out the rest, keep breathing so I can get more food."

Moby Wrap courtesy of our friends at Frog and Elephant

Monday, July 06, 2009

More about the Garden

In the July 2009 garden update, Alice asked "How do you organically control bugs from eating your tomatoes and crops?" I wish I could say I have some magic silver bullet, but I do not. I will list a bunch of my thoughts on the matter, since I do not have the attention span to organize them all into a coherent, flowing narrative. Just because I list it doesn't mean that I strongly believe it is the cause of our lush garden.

We're Just Lucky?
We haven't really done much to prevent pests. Have they just not found us yet? Are we in an ideal ecological environment? Who knows?

No Pesticides, Organic or Not + Beneficial Insects
Whether out of laziness or being too cheap, we have not used any form of pesticides this year. The driving factor behind this policy was because we wanted lots of beneficial creatures in our garden this year. Perhaps the beneficials are doing their job? I have seen hoverflies, ladybugs, soldier beetles, praying mantises, anoles, skinks, braconid wasps, ouchy stinging wasps, leafcutter bees, and honey bees in our yard this year. I do not believe the last two on the list actually do anything to control pests. Anyways, who knows how many more beneficial creatures there are that I have not seen..

Not Hard to Keep Bugs Off Tomatoes
We have had limited success in growing heirloom tomatoes from seed ourselves. But once a tomato plant is established in our garden, it usually lives out a relatively long and healthy life. We have not yet encountered a bug that will completely decimate an entire tomato plant in a very short time span. In fact, we have observed (in our short gardening career) that tomatoes just aren't very threatened by bugs.

I can recall three pests attacking our tomatoes: tomato hornworms, leaf-footed bugs, and aphids. I don't know if there's much you can do to prevent hornworms, but they are easy enough to hand-eliminate. Leaf-footed bugs, I don't know. They only appeared at the end of the season last year, when the tomato plants were already on their way out. Aphids were not as numerous as they are on bean-type plants and did not cause any noticeable damage. If a plant is hardy and established, a few aphids will not hurt it too much, I think.

What I am afraid of though, is squash vine borers. We had a pumpkin plant that was growing nicely last year. Then we noticed some holes in stems, and then within a couple of days, it was dead. I don't necessarily mind that much if bugs eat some of my vegetables. But taking a whole plant? That's not cool.

Healthy Plants to Start With
We have applied fish emulsion sprays several times, as well as mixing in organic soil amendments before planting seedlings out. I had also intended to spray plants with compost tea, but we sort of had a baby and then while my dad was here, he dumped out the tea brewing bucket. (a small price to pay; all he did while he was here was work work work and now our house is probably worth $200 more) It seems likely that healthier plants will stand up better to slight incidences of bugs and disease.

Pest Threat Overinflated?
In our very short gardening career, we have noticed we are either really lucky, or the pest threat is overinflated by biotech companies. Aside from the one squash vine borer incident, we have not had any decimating failures due to bugs. Aphids get quite numerous on legumes, but they are always still edible.

Not to say that we never have problems...
Of course, this is not to say that we never have problems; it's just that bugs themselves have not caused us much heartache yet. We still do have thrips, aphids, squash bugs, etc. I would say that our problems come more from "failure to thrive." Many times, we have planted seedlings, and many end up staying really small and not doing anything, or they end up dying. Perhaps it's soil- or seed-borne disease, perhaps we do not water enough, perhaps we water too much. Perhaps we just don't have enough experience to even know what the problem is.

We are also growing more new things this year, such as corn, potatoes, and strawberries. Perhaps these will be more troubled by bugs. I believe that corn and potatoes are susceptible to everything and will probably die if we look at them wrong.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Garden Update - July 2009

In spite of negligence, in spite of hot dry weather, our garden has taken off.






Those are tomatoes growing in the trellis. The tallest ones are as tall as I am. Sadly, they are not one that we started from seed, but they are at least an heirloom variety (German Johnson). No ripening yet though.



Corn, among other things. Southern Gentlemen cultivar.

Monday, June 29, 2009

The cost of Cap and Trade

"Such sums as may be necessary"

Thursday, June 25, 2009

News from the People's Republic of California

Landlords are prohibited from charging more than 33% of their tenant's income in San Francisco.

Unbelievable - except that it's San Francisco, so really we shouldn't be surprised.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Seems Wrong Not To Mention It

Today marks two years since our first miscarriage. Two years since our view of pregnancy and children changed drastically. The arrival of our dear Pearl makes the day much easier, but doesn't totally erase any sad feelings. I know it's very cliche, but time was/is the best and perhaps only medicine that helped us through those times. There's no way out of the situation but to go through it.

Last year we bought a dwarf fig tree as a reminder of our first baby. It bore nothing the first year, which we expected. We didn't know what to expect of it this year. Well, there are a number of figs that are ripening on there right now :) I suppose that has some sort of symbolism, but generally I don't look for symbolism unless I have an English teacher breathing down my neck.

Speaking of which, we are WAAAY overdue for a garden update...there's been LOTS of growth since the last update. I'll have to try to get that up one of these days.